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i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

(via daddyfuckedme)


you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

(via shoutoutfromsweden)






And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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Won’t You Come Over | Devendra Banhart

(Source: perfectlycrystal, via pansoph)


  • 1900s-1950s: gays dont exist yet
  • 1960s: the first gays appear, good time for hippys
  • 1970s: gays learn to play music, invent disco
  • 1980s: AIDS happens… big time government fail
  • 1990s: gays start to take stand
  • 2000s: gays achieve equality thru civil unions
  • 2010s: then take it too far with social justioce crap :\

(via jackiebuelahburkhart)


that milk was made for baby almonds

(via pansoph)


beep beep angry queer coming through

(via flawedfaun)